Realtor descriptions vs Reality

It's a blank canvas = gutted.

Make the space your own = needs a lot of work

Needs some love and the right owner = The last owner wrecked this place so hard that you may as well burn it down and start over

Flexible floorplan = I don't know how to describe it

Up and coming neighborhood = There are a lot of run down houses.

Close to shopping and schools = We have nothing good to say about the house.

Bring your ideas = It is a weird floor plan.

Lots of craftsman charm v Nothing has been updated since it was built.

Handyman special = there are holes in the floor